Differences between a TV & Handphone

Wife is like TV
Girlfriend is like Handphone.
At home watch TV, go out bring Handphone.
No money, sell TV. Got money change Handphone.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with Handphone.
TV free for life but Handphone, if you don't pay the services will be terminated!
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but Handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for Handphone is high and often very demanding!
Most Important, TV got remote, but Handphone don't have any.
Last but not least ........ TV have no virus, but Handphone ..... have
VIRUS ...... once kena, terus KONG ..... so better choose TV !